The marketing geniuses of mega-corp Target have hit the bullseye in terms of capturing all the needs of obese living. Lazy people, rejoice:1) All Red Marketing: The color of hunger.
2) All-in-One Department Store Set-Up
3) Discount bulk pricing (w/in-house groceries)
4) A conveniently placed Starbuck's or Target-brand restaurant for your pre/post shopping break.
5) Little rascal scooters - complete with shopping buggies attached.
and most importantly...
7) It is Target policy that nobody will ever judge you based on your shopping sweats or the skid of Tang you bought for $39.99
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